Joined in 2023 
82 
63 About this deal
It’s not fair – Toilet paper is nasty, it hurts, it doesn’t clean you properly, it soils your underpants, and it makes you itch. More Hygienic – Cleaning something with water, especially with a hose is going to leave things a lot cleaner. A comfortable, accessible, and budget-friendly way to drop into the world of bidets, these seats install on any toilet, don’t require the help of a plumber, and make it easy to turn any bathroom into a bidet-boasting paradise. I’ve told all my friends & family about it & the reactions continue to amuse me. Seems logical to us & having both travelled extensively, quite the norm! My analogy is this; if you get dog shit on your hand, how do you get it off? With water or a dry bit of paper? Therefore why don’t people use water when they’ve had a number 2?! Thanks again Greg, keep up the good work.
Happy Bum Gun Customers | The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers UK Happy Bum Gun Customers | The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers UK
Thanks for this post! I still have some questions though: 1. If you’re sitting on the toilet, how do you get the spray nozzle below your butt to achieve the upwards angle you recommend? Do you scooch forward so you’re only halfway covering the seat. I kind of need a diagram, seriously! I can kind of understand if you hover like Lionel, but am still having issues fully understanding how to achieve this, maybe next question could help. 2. What is ideal distance from gun to butthole? 3. How do you prevent the toilet seat from getting wet? E.g. is there another step where you raise the toilet seat part? Thank you sooo much!!! The bidet toilet seat gun is a fantastic invention. In addition to being functional, smart, and classy, these bum guns are also streamlined. This is especially true for the electric toilet seats. While they’re designed to fit any existing toilet seat, these nifty inventions are also low-profile and streamlined. Having lived in Thailand for two years, and being in South-East Asia for close to three years, I now have something new to add in terms of using The Golden Throne. Once you have bombarded your arsehole with water, and dried it with a flimsy, half a ply square of toilet paper, please, please do not throw it down the toilet. South-East Asian plumbings cannot deal with this shit!! They can deal with actual human excrement, but not paper, and certainly not female hygiene products. I know it’s gross to put used toilet paper in the little plastic waste bins next to the toilet, but if you’ve used the Bum Gun correctly (and I should hope this blog piece taught you well), then the TP should be ever so slightly damp, but not tainted.
Rome2rio and 12Go are useful to plan how to get anywhere by searching train, bus, car, and ferry routes. Especially useful in countries like Vietnam or Thailand. While Klook is great for exploring things to do in each place. Travel Insurance You Need To Be Flexible – Trying to get the hose in the right position and not wet all around you requires you to be physically able and flexible. I know very well about how to allegedly cleaning an arse with toilet paper. Perhaps you need a lesson in health and hygiene. You can not clean up shit with paper. If you think you can then I will shit on all your plate bowls and cups, wipe the visible evidence away and make a meal and a cuppa for you. Then you will see taste and smell the difference between a wipe and a wash. Game for it? Hey Janice, good point. But I guess it’s just so hot in SE Asia so basically your butt dries almost instantly.
Bidet shower - Wikipedia
Travel insurance is cheap and more than likely you will never need to use it but you will have peace of mind if something does happen, you are covered in case of an emergency. World Nomads have great customer service and competitive prices. The hose beside toilets in Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, and Southeast Asia in general is used to clean yourself after using the toilet. This is used instead of toilet paper. It is often referred to as a bum gun, toilet shower, bum washer, or bum shower. Why Is There A Hose Next To The Toilet In Thailand Or Southeast Asia? Bidet toilet seats often sport features like, heated seats, fully automatic washing and drying functions, separate posterior and feminine cleansing options, self-cleaning nozzles and some even have an auto deodoriser to neutralise smells. You can also often tailor the experience to your particular temperature and comfort settings. How good is that?! Once these toilets get clogged up, it’s game over for you, your toilet, and your dignity. You don’t know how many times Lionel and I had to learn this lesson the hard way (of course not with female hygiene products – I’m not an uneducated monster!). The Bum Gun is fantastic for helping us feel really clean after…well, after doing the big job :). Toilet paper alone just doesn’t cut it anymore now that I’ve tried the Bum Gun. That perfect spray of water right where it’s needed does the best clean-up job, and it is so refreshing. A simple bidet in your hand—what a great invention! The Bum Gun is great value and a must-have for every bathroom. My two young sons started using the bum gun at a very early age, saving valuable hassle and dollars. Our family all love the bum gun! We hate it whenever we travel but don’t have bidet sprayers installed. We even plan our holidays around hotels which are up to date with bathroom hygiene.At Fix-it Right Plumbing we get the job done right, first time and provide a 15-year guarantee on our workmanship. What are you waiting for?
peculiar bathroom habits of Westerners - BBC Future The peculiar bathroom habits of Westerners - BBC Future
One of the most amazing Asian inventions is the toilet hose or ‘bum gun’. This is a small hose with a spray nozzle on the end that’s attached to the wall in practically every toilet in Thailand, and is used after you’ve been to the loo to spray your nether regions and to get them clean. Take Care With the Toilet Hose If Wearing Pants and Using a Squat Toilet in Thailand– For women, wearing a dress or skirt, and using the bum gun is easy. Your dress or skirt is hoisted around your waist, so has little chance of getting wet. One person who’s been interested in the water-or-paper debate is Zul Othman, a project officer for the Australian government who has researched cultural and historical attitudes towards toilet facilities. As Othman’s research shows, some Muslim Australians have adapted to Western-style bathrooms by using both toilet paper and then showering, filling a jug of water, or installing handheld bidets next to their toilets. After washing lots of bums with lots of guns this design came out as the most efficient for doing the business. Recent studies have shown that better hygiene WILL improve your life, more than you thought possible.Managed to master the bum gun with a little imagination and common sense. And no, there is no insertion required. Just a well aimed squirt is all that is required. Given that your google search directed you here and you are now all caught up on all of the bidet options, you may be considering installing one of these increasingly popular cleansing options during your upcoming bathroom make-over. The bright side is a sparkling clean bottom and never having to consider an all-out brawl for toilet paper at your local supermarket again. Phew! Book online now to have a friendly, knowledgeable and professional plumber come out to discuss the best bidet option for you. Having bacteria on your hands, then on your face as you scratch your nose is not conducive to having maximum energy to get the most out of life.
Bum Buddy: The Bum Gun Bidet, Handheld Magnetic Bidet Sprayer
Ideal distance from bumhole to bumgun is about 15 cms. If the pressure of the bumgun is weak AF, then you will need to get closer (but ‘No touching,’ that would be super gross and then you’ll have to disinfect the nozzle!), and if the pressure is super strong, then you’ll move it further away from said bumhole, otherwise you’re in for a colonoscopy. I find it the pressure is too strong, i use the gun in ‘spurts,’ like a little spray here and there, rather than a constant stream. The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is able to put a barrier between yourself and potentially harmful bacteria, as well as giving you an invigorating clean. There’s also a stronger sense now of showering as a way of making yourself presentable to others, rather than washing away the day’s grime. It reflects the change in the types of labour done, too: fewer Westerners are now involved in the kinds of manual or agricultural work that would call for rinsing off dirt. The pressure can vary from hose to hose. Some bum guns shoot water out that could rip you apart. Carefully pull the trigger and find the right pressure.
I've always wondered why many people are afraid of diarrhea when they drink germ-laden Thai tap water and then fill it directly into their intestines 🙂 A specially designed nozzle, to provide a very controlled channel of water. Rather than a wide arc of spray. This ensures maximum effectiveness of the cleaning action. And makes sure your whole bum doesn't get wet. It’s also one of the reasons that the cultural etiquette in Southeast Asia never passes anything using your left hand, eat with your left hand, or touch food with your left hand. Benefits Of Using The Bum Gun
Great Deal 
New Comment